Mentmore Concede to Bray

Posted on August 10, 2009

Ok, so 7 of their players have gone down with swine flu, but we'd have won anyway.........well pigs might fly. Although the price of bacon has been going up. Bray captain Josh Porkcock went the whole hog and remarked "It's ruff for us all, and being called off this late is a real swine, because it was swill weather, I was going to drive and pork in the field and have a pignic with a ham sandwich, and hold hams with Jacob and Joe, and maybe sow up the game and rub some oinkment into Mike Smith's aches and pains, hog the batting, hog the bowling, hope i'm not boaring you......."

5 Hours later...........
"and i got a duck again yesterday.....a real swine but the day just flu"

-- Pig of a Day

Scorecard

• Result: Cancelled
• Date: Sun 9th Aug 2009 @ 14:00
• Ground: The Cricket Club
• Type: Friendly
• Scoring: Standard

Source: Eaton Bray Cricket Club